Grind, grind, grind at that grindstone: Shane MacGowan vs. Lester Bangs

26/01/2010

LESTER BANGS: Who says it’s a big old complicated world? I’ll tell ya what it comes down to, buddy: one word: JOB. You got one, you’re okay, scot free, a prince in fact in your own hard-won domain! You don’t got one, you’re a miserable slug and a drag on this great nation’s economically rusting drainpipes. You might as well go drown yourself in mud. We need the water to conserve for honest upright workin’ foks! Folks with the godsod sense to treat that job like GOLD. ‘Cause that’s just what it stands for and WHY ELSE DO YOU THINK I KEEP TELLING YOU IT’S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE UNIVERSE? Your ticket to human citizenship. One man, one job. One dog, one stool.

SHANE MACGOWAN: I don’t believe in the fuckin’ work ethic. This “work is what life’s all about” shit is just a bunch of bollocks, it’s just a fuckin’ English bourgeois guilt trip invented by the fuckin’ English bourgeoisie to keep people in line, y’know like a bunch of happy fuckin’ slaves. Bourgeois guilt means fuckin’ nothin’ to me.

As for me, I have to agree with MacGowan. When it comes to the economy, I think Leonard Cohen said it best: Everybody knows the fight was fixed. The poor stay poor, the rich get rich.

China Cheesecake

25/01/2010

Reminds me of a girl I met inside. Two questions right there: Inside what? And, what sparks the memory?  The last is unimportant. Could be something on TV… my reflection across a chrome lighter… perhaps just this mood I’m in…

As for the first, let’s call it a room. A room within a ward, bars on the windows and a high fence outside. But is the fence keeping us in or them out? Who’s it protecting? It’s not as simple as it seems and you could think on it awhile, had you little else to do.

Anyway: the girl. She’s the kind men sing about, fools who’ve never met her, nothing close… they’re a special case of sensitive dumb, and there’s songs to be sung, so let them have their romantic mirage. My ears may be open, but the fingers slide in easy; I don’t care.

Reality hits the piano a little different to fiction. Not only the tune, the way it strikes the notes. Mostly flat. ‘The Banality of Evil’ is an old standard, much covered by those well versed in banal. I don’t know about that but, as we sit listening to godawful FM radio, it’s clear life’s less pretty than a melody; in the flesh, that is.

“You got a cigarette?” she says.

“We can’t smoke in here.”

“They’ll never know.”

“OK…”

She’s beautiful, of course. Starvation giving to the eyes what it took from the flesh. It’s just she’s got marbles where eyeballs ought to be. Sometimes they glow, when she’s describing details from her horrible past, but the light soon subsides to their present dusty dull.

She’s not feeling talkative tonight. She takes a long, slow drag on her cigarette.

“Let’s have sex,” she says.

I smile.

It’s an old routine. At first I simply refused but that hurt her feelings.

“Sure, at 5am.”

“You always say that.”

On her meds she’ll never make it.

“That’s the deal.”

Sometimes she’ll say she loves me. She says I’ve become one of the voices talking in her head. I say I love her too and I’m sorry about that. It must be very annoying.

“At least kiss me.”

I consult my watch. “In two and a half hours, yeah.”

“Now.”

“I can’t.”

“Why?”

“I just can’t.”

“You don’t love me.”

“I do.”

“Then kiss me.”

The others told me stories about her. They said she was trouble. They said all kinds of things.

I shrug. “OK.”

She smiles. I move across. We kiss.

She pulls away, gasping.

“You’re too rough,” she says. “I like it soft.”

“Sorry.”

“Let’s have sex.”

“At five.”

“Yeah…”

Some time of nothing concludes when she picks herself up… an unsteady procedure; eyes commencing their backwards roll.

I watch her shuffle out, down corridor, around corner.

Soon after a new guy comes onto the ward. They get together – she even meets his bewildered and desperate smiling parents. He’s the one, she says. But romance is shortlived. Barely a week and they’re caught having sex in the women’s dorm. He’s kicked out to the other ward, the one that’s one stark corridor. She’s not as upset as you’d think. But then, considering the things she’s seen, it’s hard to make an impression.

Joe Frazier

24/01/2010

Joe Frazier is the greatest heavy weight champion of the world that ever lived. His plight brings into focus the dumb slush of most people’s minds. So quick to follow and sure to be right. With opinions of things they wouldn’t recognise, not even see, ever, should they wake up in bed with arms entwined. They’re blind, that’s for sure; it doesn’t stop them walking around like the world’s behind.

They have a statue of Rocky, but did they build one for old Joe?

It’s like Ma used to say, “One day and it’s another and then another after that and then it’s only the then the other and then that is the case and that was the case and that was really ok and it isn’t any more and then there was a time when it was ok and it was and it wasn’t and it was and then there was a time when before that it was always was and always will be but then they never can.”

Yesterday & today et cetera

23/01/2010

 

Around 2pm yesterday afternoon I finally quit trying to sleep. Dark spiders were crawling around my mind all night. Every strategy failed. Different positions, trips to the toilet, smoking cigarettes…

One) The light ripened.

Two) The birds sang.

Three) People came onto the streets and laughed outside my window.

At one-thirty the cars passed in the rain and the roadworks began. Twenty minutes and I couldn’t stand it.

“Bastards…” I groaned into the pillow.

Rachel looked up as I entered the library. She might have smiled; my eyes were fixed to the desk. The library has about two hundred books, twenty are worth anything; all of which I own. I suppose I’m exaggerating for effect, but it’s not far off. I have no idea why I go.

I sit at the desk and, at the top of my pad, write: Is that what’s been pissing you off, all these years? I overheard a woman say it to a man; in the pub, the previous night.

In the cafe I have egg and chips. Since my mind is empty, I like to keep a full stomach.

I return to the pub and stay till closing; neither the woman or the man show. I missed the next scene.

Now it’s late and I’m before the TV. There’s a film about a girl and her creative writing teacher. He seems to believe she’s a genius. But he’s such a no-talent slozball (as a shakily read excerpt from his treasured novel indicates) she no doubt stinks. As I type the teacher is seducing the girl; seems he got into his line of work for the usual reasons.

Still, when you can’t sleep, you’ll sit through anything…


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